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Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” She’s a brutal tease, man, all curves and danger, screamin, “Come on, big boy, try me!” I love her, hate her, wanna punch her rocky face sometimes. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but when yer danglin off her cliffs, heart poundin, you’ll get it. She’s my twisted love story - cold, unforgivin, perfect. Like that movie, she’s weird, bloody, and sticks with ya. So, buddy, ya climbin Prostitute? Better bring yer A-game, or she’ll eat ya alive!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about how he saw a seagull steal a chip from a kid. I mean, classic Lytham, right? Those seagulls are like little thieves! I laugh so hard, I nearly spill my coffee.

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