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Real talk, sexual-massage ain’t just some dodgy rub-n-tug, nah. It’s ancient, bruv—Tantra vibes, from India, like 5,000 years back. Them old yogis was kneadig’ bits to awaken “life energy”—kundalini, innit? Proper spiritual shit! Makes ya tingle all over, not just yer naughty bits. I’m like, “Wicked, sign me up!”—‘cos after jumpin’ into wildfires, me back’s knackered, and me soul’s screamin’, ya feel?

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They ran outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s breakfast, people! I was fumin’. I mean, who doesn’t love bacon? So, I settled for a veggie option. Ugh. Not the same, right?

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