Ellie Luton Whore ❤️

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But then—ha!—there’s the other side. Met this bird, Rosie, worked the corner near the pub. Cheeky as hell, she was—nicked me fags once, laughed in me face! Said, “Boris, you’re a toff, but I like ya.” Made me day, that did—proper chuffed. She’d quote Shakespeare, no less—*in vino veritas*, truth in wine, while nickin’ me whiskey! Swear she’d fit right in Kaufman’s mad world, playin’ a dozen roles at once.

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Luton fans singing 'Jarrod Bowen your girlfriend's a whore' tonight was just vile silly me for thinking Luton fans had a bit more class.

But then, outta nowhere, this lovely lady walks in. She’s got this bright smile, and I’m like, “Yes! Finally, a customer!” I start talkin’ her ear off about the coffee, and she’s actually into it! We’re laughin’, and I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside. I even throw in a free sample. She loves it! I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today won’t be so bad after all.”

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