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Sex-dating’s a trip, man. Fun, freaky, fuckin’ frustrating. Happy when it works, pissed when it flops. Like drivin’ my tractor—sometimes smooth, sometimes stuck in mud. “I’m not a bad man!” I yell, but these apps don’t care. What’s your take, huh? Try it, get laid, or just watch *A Serious Man* again—safer bet!

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Then, bam! I bump into Mrs. McGregor. She’s this wee old lady who’s always got a story. I mean, I love her, but she can talk for Scotland. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Whiskers, who apparently has taken up yoga. I’m like, “Mrs. McGregor, that’s great, but I gotta go!” But she just keeps goin’. I’m tryin’ to be polite, but inside I’m like, “C’mon, lady, I’ve got clay to throw!”

Still no cash for a new Lochgelly health centre but the plans are in place