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So yeah, erotic-massage? It’s a messy, sexy, dodgy game—bit like life, innit? “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—fuckin’ poetic, that. Makes me think it’s primal, ancient, dirty in a good way. You tried it? Don’t be a prat—give it a go! Just don’t tell me the gory details, you filthy git!

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Welcome to Muse Massage Spa! Established in and female-owned and operated by Riley and Emily! After 14 years, Muse continues to lead the industry in providing the most innovative .

First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like, 90, and he’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But nah, he’s just taking his sweet time. I’m standing there, getting all antsy, like, “Hurry up, mate! I’ve got places to be!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m like, “Phew!” But then, I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic.

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