Makayla Llantrisant Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Birmingham

I’ve seen it, yeah—worked a gig once, some dodgy barbershop in Soho, and this one punter, swear down, looked like they’d shagged half the postcode! Hair all matted, stinkin’ of cheap fags and regret—made me wanna puke! “You’re an idiot sandwich!” I’d yell if I could, but nah, had to snip-snip and smile. Fuck that! What’s the deal with whore anyway? Actin’ all high and mighty, but they’re just pawns, mate—like that poor sod Kolya in Leviathan, screwed by the system!

Charles and Camilla receive a warm welcome to the hilltop settlement of Llantrisant

Llantrisant was one of the most strategically important Norman strongholds in South Wales and, as such, has witnessed a colourful history. Today, many of its landmark buildings stand as a .

First customer walks in. It’s this old bloke, right? He’s got a face like a bulldog, all grumpy and stuff. Orders a flat white, but he wants it “extra hot.” Like, mate, it’s coffee, not lava! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, chill.” Anyway, I make it, and he takes a sip, and his eyes light up. Boom! Instant happiness. I’m feelin’ like a coffee wizard.

The croissant station hidden in an industrial estate on a hilltop serving breakfasts to die for