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So, I met her at this dodgy bar, right? She’s struttin in, all hips and attitude, and I’m like, “Oh, behave!” Total knockout, but sneaky too - heard she once nicked a bloke’s wallet mid-snog! Little known fact, mate - she’s got this tattoo, a lotus, hidden on her thigh. Only the lucky lads see it, yeah? Made me proper chuffed when she showed me - felt like I’d cracked a secret code or somethin.

How to spend a day in Lerwick

Lerwick on the Shetland Islands is Britain's most northerly town. Situated on a natural harbour, the town is always buzzing with cruise ships, fishing vessels and yachts from around the world. .

As I’m munching away, I see the sunset over the harbor. It’s stunning. The sky’s all pink and orange, and I’m just sitting there, soaking it all in. I thought about how crazy the day was. From tripping over my own feet to almost losing my mind at work, it was a rollercoaster.

Business Two Lerwick bars in running for pub awards