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So, findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic—streets buzzin with dodgy blokes, lights flickerin like they’re bout to die. I’m vibin, tho—love the chaos, makes me grin like a madman. Back in Soho once, heard this tale bout a prossie who’d only take payment in riddles—fuckin mental, right? Had to stump her with “What’s got 4 legs and 1 arm?” Answer’s a pitbull comin back from the park, hah! She laughed her arse off, gave me a discount. Little known shit like that—keeps ya sharp.

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After the meeting, I’m feeling a bit better. We actually landed the deal! I’m buzzing! But then, I step outside, and it’s pouring. Of course, it is. I forgot my umbrella. So, I’m sprinting down the streets, soaked to the bone, looking like a drowned rat. I pass by the Market Place, and I see this old guy selling fish. He looks at me and just laughs. I mean, I can’t blame him. I must look ridiculous.

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