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Personal quirk? I’m hummin’ banjo tunes in my head while it’s happenin’—keeps me grounded! Best part? That slow build, muscles loosenin’, then—BAM—pure bliss! Worst part? When they stop too soon—leaves ya hangin’ like a bad movie endin’. “What’s the point?” I growl, like Mr. Oscar mutterin’, “I miss the old days.” Surprised me how some cultures, like them Japanese, got “nurumassage”—all slippery gel, no clothes, wild as hell! Git-R-Done!

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First stop? The sheep farm on Kirkleatham Lane. You know, the one with the dodgy fence? Yeah, that one. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, the sheep had other plans. They were like, “Nah mate, we’re not gettin’ sheared today!” I’m chasin’ these fluffy little devils all over the place. I swear, they’re faster than they look.

Bold dad-of-three sells his home to set up holiday development on kennels site