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Fun fact—did ya know in Japan they got this thing, Nuru massage? Slippery seaweed gel, body slidin’ like penguins on ice—wild as fuck! Imagine Szpilman whisperin’, “What is this place?” while you’re glidin’ into bliss. I’d be cacklin’ mid-session, like, “Bitch, this too extra!” But real talk, it’s intimate, it’s bold, it’s you lettin’ go. Ain’t no shame in that game.

Anyway, I’m sippin’ my drink, and I see this old bloke, right? He’s just standin’ there, lookin’ lost. Turns out he’s tryin’ to find the bus station. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road, past the Tuesday Market Place.” But he’s all confused, bless him. So, I end up walkin’ him there.

‘Coat of Hopes’ reaches King’s Lynn Minster on pilgrimage through Britain