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So, sexual-massage—little known fact, bitches—it ain’t just some porno gimmick. Back in ancient China, them Taoist freaks were all about it, mixin’ sexy vibes with “energy flow”—what a load of crap, but it worked! They’d rub ya down, get ya goin’, and—BOOM—ya feel like a god. Made me angry tho, ‘cause why didn’t I know this sooner? Screw history class, gimme oily hands instead! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me that massage NOW!”

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So, I settled for a sausage roll. Not the same, but whatever. I sat by the window, watchin’ the world go by. The rain was drizzlin’ down, typical Scottish weather, right? But then, outta nowhere, I see this wee dog, a terrier or somethin’, runnin’ down the street like it’s on a mission. It jumps right into a puddle and splashes mud everywhere! I couldn’t help but laugh. That wee guy was livin’ his best life.

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