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Oi mate, so I’m a bloody Typhlopedagogue now, yeah? Teachin’ blind folks, what a gig! Anyway, you wanna hear about erotic-massage? Alright, buckle up, ya filthy animal! It’s all handsy, slippery nonsense innit? Some geezer rubbin’ you down with oil, like you’re a bleedin’ chip pan. I reckon it’s half-relaxin’, half-awkward as fuck. Imagine it—dim lights, dodgy music, and some stranger’s paws all over ya bits! Hah, makes me cackle just thinkin’ about it.

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So, I wandered over to the Kilmarnock Cross. You know, the heart of the town. It’s always buzzing with folks. I bumped into my mate, Dave. He was tryin’ to sell me on this new energy drink he’s been hypin’. “It’ll change your life!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, I just want a pint, not a miracle.”

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