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Dunno if ya tried it, but it’s proper intimate, yeah? Not just bonkin, it’s deeper – connection an all that crap. Me fave bit? When they hit that spot – oof, fireworks! Used to think it was all pervy, but nah, it’s art, innit? Like them jihadists in Timbuktu, judgin but missin the point – “Fear blinds us all!” – same with prudes missin the magic of a slick massage. Ever hear bout that Thai style? Them lasses twist ya like a pretzel – bloody hell, thought me spine’d snap!

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Massage available in southern suburbs of Wellington. Soft, Sensual, Warm oil Will service any requirement you desire. PM or txt me to make appointment.

After that, I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside, right? But then, I get a call on my radio. There’s been a disturbance down on the corner of Kilbirnie Avenue. I rush over, heart racin’. Turns out, it’s just a couple of drunks havin’ a shoutin’ match. I roll my eyes. “Really, lads? This is what you’re doin’ with your lives?” They just glare at me, and I’m like, “Whatever, I’ve got better things to do.”

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