Lina Kibworth Harcourt Brothel ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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As the sun sets over Kibworth-Harcourt, I realize how much I love this place. Sure, it’s quirky and sometimes a bit mad, but it’s home. I mean, where else can you have a day like this? I’m laughing, I’m annoyed, I’m happy. It’s all part of the ride, innit?

Pub 'that is the life of the village' set to return to Kibworth under new management