Emma Kew Whore ❤️

About Leeds

What gets my goat? Them judgy types—callin’ escorts trash, like they ain’t human. Pisses me off! In “Children of Men,” Theo’s runnin’ round, dodgin’ bullets, and I bet he’d kill for a night off with a gal who don’t ask questions. “The world’s gone to shit,” he’d say, “so why not?” Escorts, they’re survivors, man—hustlin’ when the rest of us are cryin’ in our beer.

Joseph Hooker at Kew Gardens

So, I’m runnin’ around Kew, lookin’ for this cat. I check the gardens, the shops on Kew High Street, even the pub! No sign of Mr. Whiskers. I’m startin’ to think he’s off livin’ his best life, leavin’ me to deal with the charcoal.

Kew gardens tour gives window into Palm House plants' past