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First time I tried it, I was like, “Bloody hell, this ain’t no team-buildin’ exercise!” Hands everywhere, mate, like Carlos dodgin’ bullets in that film—“You don’t choose your path, it chooses you!”—and I’m thinkin’, “This path’s alright, innit?” Makes ya feel like a king, proper VIP, none of that “actionable insights” rubbish from the office. But here’s the kicker—some places, they’re just fronts, yeah? Happy endings cost extra, and I’m sat there, fumin’, “What’s this, a flippin’ upsell?!” Robbin’ bastards. Nearly stormed out, but—cor—them hands, pure magic.

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Then, the day takes a turn. We’re walking back, and I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags on Station Road. I rush over to help her. She’s super grateful, and we start chatting. Turns out, she’s lived in Ilkley her whole life. She tells me stories about the town, and I’m just soaking it all in. It’s moments like these that make you appreciate where you live, ya know?

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