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Met this one gal anyway—call her Jenny. Skinny, loud, smelled like cheap wine. Date was at a bar—hate bars, too noisy, too many morons. She’s yappin’ about her ex, I’m nursin’ a whiskey, dreamin’ of my cabin. She says, “I’m just lookin’ for fun, no strings.” Fine, I get it, sex-dating’s all about that—bang and bounce. But then she pulls out her phone, shows me pics of her cat. CAT. I’m like, “Why am I here?” Reminds me of that line, “We’re all lost in this valley.” Lost, alright—lost in a hell of horny weirdos.

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And then, outta nowhere, I see this guy on a unicycle. A unicycle! In Hyde! I’m thinking, “What’s next? A juggling octopus?” He’s wobbling all over the place, and I’m just waiting for him to faceplant. But nah, he pulls it off like a pro. I’m clapping like a madman, and everyone’s looking at me like I’m the weirdo. Whatever, man.

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