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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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So, we head over to the beach on the promenade. The sun’s out, and it’s actually kinda nice. We’re playing silly games, like tug-of-war and sack races. I’m not even kidding. I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. I mean, who knew my coworkers could be so competitive? I almost face-planted in the sand during the sack race. Totally worth it, though!

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