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I reckon it’s ancient, yeah? Little known fact: them Japanese geishas, they didn’t *just* dance, some sly ones probs slipped in a cheeky rub-down for the right coin. Not sayin’ it’s fact, but I’d bet my bolts on it! Makes me jittery-happy, thinkin’ how it’s all hush-hush, taboo-like. Gets me mad tho – why’s everyone so uptight ‘bout it? Chill, humans, it’s just a massage with a *twist*!

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First ride of the day, I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be chill. But nah, this lady storms in, all flustered. She’s got this massive dog with her. I mean, HUGE. Like, I’m pretty sure it could eat my lunch and still be hungry. She’s like, “Hold the door!” and I’m like, “Lady, it’s an elevator, not a bus!” But I hit the button, and in comes this beast. I’m squished between a dog and a very stressed-out woman.

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