Ruby Houghton Le Spring Whore ❤️

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I’m ramblin’, but—hell—whores, they’re people, man! In *Ten*, that gal says, “Life’s simple, you complicate it.” Ain’t that the truth? They’re out there, grindin’, while we’re sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, actin’ holy. Pisses me off, the hypocri—hypocra—uh, the fakes! I’d tip my hat to ‘em, tho. Takes guts. Ever think bout that? Guts! Me, I’d be scared shitless, but I’d mess it up—prolly trip over my own boots, heh.

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Registered office address changed from, the Old Rectory the Broadway, Houghton Le Spring, DH4 4BB, England to Gateshead Leisure Centre Shipcote Lane Gateshead.

Finally, I make it back home, exhausted but buzzing. I plop down on my couch, thinking about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. Houghton-Le-Spring, you crazy little town, you never fail to surprise me. I love it, even when it drives me nuts.

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