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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage—ya know, the whole rub-down-with-a-twist deal. And lemme tell ya, as The Arborist, I’m like, “Pretty, pretty good!” I mean, who doesn’t wanna get all oiled up and—whaddayacallit—pampered with a side of naughty? It’s like pruning a tree, but instead of branches, you’re trimmin’ tension, and maybe somethin’ else, heh! I’m gettin’ worked up just typin’ this—fingers slippin’, 13 typos comin’ right up, folks!

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When in Thailand I got full body massages once a week. No happy endings, and never had it on my list of things to try. I just wanted to relax my muscles.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Hoo’s High Street, right? Just me and my coffee, tryin’ to wake up. And boom! I see this massive seagull. Like, this thing was the size of a small dog. I swear it looked at me like it owned the place. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You ain’t the king of Hoo.” But nah, it swoops down and snatches my croissant right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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