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There’s this secret tho—did ya know sex-datin’ apps got algorithms messin’ wiv ya? They push the hot ones first, keep ya hooked. Sneaky bastards! I’m like, “What is this mystery?”—straight outta “Tree of Life,” that line. Apps playin’ God, controllin’ who I bang. Wild, right? Once, I matched wiv a lass who sent me a pic of her cat first—thought it was code for summat else, haha! Turned out she just loved her moggy. Fair play, but I wanted action, not purrs!

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Anyway, we’re chatting, and suddenly, it starts pouring. I mean, like, biblical rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m cursing the weather gods, thinking, “Why today?!” So, we duck into a pub—The Greyhound, I think. Classic spot. I grab a pint, and Dave orders a gin. We’re just laughing about the rain, and I’m feeling better.

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