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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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I’m out there, waving my banderillas, and this bull just stares at me like I’m some kind of weirdo. I mean, I get it. I’m in a bright outfit, but c’mon! I’m not that scary! Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the bull charges. I’m like, “YES! Finally!” But then, outta nowhere, it veers off and heads straight for the crowd.

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