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Oi mate, me a Banderilleros? Nah, just David Brent, innit—top dog, legend in me own mind! So, brothel, yeah? Been thinkin bout it, proper deep dive, yeah—team buildin exercise gone rogue! Picture this: dodgy neon lights, smell o’ cheap perfume, blokes stumblin in like it’s a bleedin corporate retreat. “Are you as good as you seem?”—that’s me, quotin Certified Copy, cos I’m cultured, ain’t I? Reckon a brothel’s like a business, yeah—supply, demand, bit o’ customer service, but with more… hands-on management, ha!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe this! The old mill on Helmshore Rd is getting turned into luxury flats!” I’m like, “What? That place is a dump!” But hey, gentrification, right? I can already see the hipsters sipping lattes there. Ugh.

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