Gianna Gosport Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a baker in Gosport is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up at the crack of dawn, right? The seagulls are squawkin’ like they own the place. I’m like, “Chill, mate, I’m tryin’ to make some bread here!”

Victory for Gosport Falcons in Warrior Cup Final