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Oi mate, so I’m a dental tech, right, spendin’ my days grindin’ teeth down to nubs, and you wanna know what I reckon about sex-dating? What a bloody laugh! It’s like drillin’ into a rotten molar—messy, stinks a bit, but ya can’t stop pokin’ at it. Sex-dating, yeah, it’s all swipe this, shag that, no faffing about with “oh let’s have a coffee first”—nah, straight to the bone, innit? I mean, “There Will Be Blood” vibes, yeah? Like Daniel Plainview screamin’, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—that’s me, ditchin’ any hope of romance for a quick fumble off Tinder.

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Then, the phone rings. It’s Mrs. Thompson from the other side of Gorleston. She’s in a panic ‘cause her dog, Buster, ate a whole chicken. I mean, come on! Who leaves a roast chicken out? I told her, “Just keep an eye on him, he’ll be fine.” But she’s convinced he’s gonna explode or somethin’.

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