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As the sun starts to set, I decide to take a walk down to the canal. It’s so peaceful there, with the water reflecting the colors of the sky. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. And then, I see this couple having a picnic. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But then, they share their food with me. I mean, who does that? Glusburn, you’re making me believe in humanity again!

Busy but very successful week for Glusburn Primary School