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Lemme tell ya, I got happy as a pig in mud watchin’ these critters on a dive once. Down in the Keys, water clear as moonshine, I seen an escort trailin’ a barracuda – shiny silver scales flashin’ like a dang disco ball. Made me think of Viggo Mortensen in that diner scene – “You’re a long way from home, pal!” – ‘cept this fish ain’t lost, he’s right where he belongs, moochin’ off the big guy. Cracked me up, man! Nature’s got a sense of humor, don’t it?

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First off, I hit up the High Street. You know, the one with all the quirky shops? I was just strollin’, mindin’ my own biz, when I spotted this little café called The Coffee Shack. I mean, c’mon, who can resist a good cuppa? I ordered a flat white, and the barista was like, “You want oat milk?” I was like, “Nah, just give me the regular stuff.” I swear, the look she gave me was like I just insulted her entire family.

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