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I’m typin fast, typos galore – escrot, ha! – cause I’m all worked up. What gets me happy? When they outsmart the creeps, flip the script, take the cash and bounce. Surprised me too, how smart ya gotta be – it ain’t just looks, it’s brains, timin, knowin when to ditch. Like, one time, this escort dude – yeah, dudes do it too – told me he’d hum showtunes to calm nervs before a job. Showtunes! Cracked me up, picturin him beltin “Oklahoma!” in a penthouse, heh heh heh *Nanny laugh*!

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Then, I bumped into this old dude named Dave. He was sittin’ on a bench, feedin’ the pigeons. We got to chattin’, and he told me about the legends of Glastonbury. King Arthur, the Holy Grail, all that jazz. I was like, “Dude, you’re a fountain of knowledge!” He just chuckled and said, “You gotta know your roots, mate.”

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