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Sex-datin’s wild, y’all. It’s like tryna figure out what’s real and what’s a dream—Nolan had it right! One minute you chattin with “BigDaddy69,” next thing you know, he’s 5’2” with a combover and a pet iguana named Carl. I was like, “Halleluyer, this ain’t it!” Did y’all know back in the 90s, folks used to do this through newspaper ads? Called ‘em “personal columns”—freaky lil secrets in black n white! Now it’s all apps and nudes—progress, huh?

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Anyway, I took my coffee and headed towards the Tor. You know, that big ol’ hill with the tower? It’s like the crown jewel of Glastonbury. I climbed up, puffin’ and pantin’, and when I finally got to the top, the view was insane! I mean, you could see the whole town. The fields, the rooftops, even the weirdos in the market square. I felt like a king, but then I realized I was just a sweaty mess.

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