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So, fun fact—did ya know back in ancient Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs to stand out? Wild, right? This chick I’m eyein’, she’s rockin’ red tips, and I’m like, “Yas, modern queen shit!” We chat, and she’s droppin’ stories—says she once had a client who paid her in rare coins, swear to God. I’m laughin’, “What, you a pirate now?” She’s got humor, too—sassy as me, and I’m here for it.

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First off, I hit up the High Street. You know, the one with all the cute shops? I was just minding my own business, thinking about grabbing a coffee at that little café, The Coffee Pot. But nooo, I had to trip over my own feet. Classic me. I swear, I almost face-planted right in front of Mrs. Thompson. She’s like the town gossip, and I could just hear her now, “Did you see that? He fell! Again!” Ugh, mortifying.

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