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Ain’t no rules, tho—oil, no oil, clothes off, whatever! Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurugel” massages—slimey, slippery, fuckin’ bonkers! Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but I’d bathe in that shit! Personal quirk—I’m gigglin’ like a maniac thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cause who don’t want that absurdity? Sexual-massage is art, bro—messy, loud, unhinged! You ever tried it? Bet you’d scream, “What is this sorcery?!” like me.

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After a few pints, I’m feelin’ good. I head back towards Friern Barnet Road, but I take a detour through the back streets. I love the vibe here. The houses, the gardens, it’s all so quaint. But then, I see this massive tree in someone’s front yard. It’s like a giant, twisted monster. I swear, it’s got a face! I’m standin’ there, laughin’ like a lunatic. People must think I’m mad.

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