Nora Formby Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

She’s got this story, right, little-known gem – used to be a seamstress, stitchin’ corsets for posh toffs back in the day. Mad, innit? Imagine her, needle in hand, then bam – pub life, pullin’ pints like a pro. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ she’s gone from threadin’ needles to threadin’ blokes’ dreams. “This is my eternity,” she’d say, like Tilda in the flick, all dramatic, fag hangin’ out her gob.

BRAPA .... WITH MY LITTLE TICK OF BRAP'POOL FLOP (TRIP TO FORMBY)

Formby and one extremely nice pale lavender shirt from a course I'd rather not name because it would make me seem like a logo-whore. Nobody that I play golf.

After that, I decide to hit up the Formby Golf Club. I don’t even play golf, but I’m curious. I stroll in, and it’s posh. Like, way too posh for my jeans and hoodie. I’m feeling outta place, but whatever. I grab a drink, and the bartender’s super friendly. We start chatting about the local scene. He tells me about the Formby Festival. Sounds fun!

Babyballet Southport, Formby & Crosby marks its 15th birthday with a week of celebrations for children