Luna Faringdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Anyway, whore’s a riot—love her, hate her, can’t ignore her. She’s like that fish in the movie, slippin’ through your fingers, givin’ you the side-eye. “Don’t judge me, meathead,” she’d say, and I’d laugh, ‘cause fair. She’s out there, doin’ her thing, makin’ the world spin—kinda like me, but with less blood and more glitter. Respect, girl. Respect.

Memories of Faringdon

"Free bench" is a legal term referring to an ancient manorial custom in parts of England whereby a widow, until she remarried, could retain tenure of her late.

So, I’m standing there, all embarrassed, while the jam guy gives me this look. You know the one. Like, “You poor soul.” I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m fuming. Why can’t I just remember my wallet?

Crews put out fire in pile of fly-tipped tyres in Burford