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Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

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Anyway, I get my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. Best brew in Fakenham, no doubt. I sit down, and this lady next to me starts talkin’ about her cat. Like, I’m all for cat chat, but I’m not ready for a full-on feline biography. She’s goin’ on about Mr. Whiskers and his “adventures.” I’m just nodding, tryin’ not to spill my drink.

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