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Funniest thing? Buddy o’ mine went for one, thought it was just a backrub – came out redder than a tomato, stammerin’, “Uh, she grabbed my junk!” Laughed my ass off, dude didn’t read the fine print. Sexual-massage ain’t no joke, it’s got layers – relaxation, then bam, fireworks if ya let it. Pro tip: ask upfront what’s included, don’t be that guy.

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So, I get there, and the tree is HUGE. Like, I’m talking about a tree that looks like it’s been around since the dinosaurs. I’m pumped, right? But then, outta nowhere, this old bloke starts yelling at me. “Oi! You can’t touch that tree!” I’m like, “Mate, I’m just here to help!” Turns out, he thinks the tree is some kind of ancient relic. I mean, it’s a tree, not the Crown Jewels!

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