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So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

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After that chaos, I decide to hit up the park. Eltham Park, to be exact. It’s got this lovely lake, and I’m thinking, “This is it. This is my zen moment.” But no! There’s a bunch of kids screaming and running around. I’m like, “Can’t a person catch a break?” I sit on a bench, trying to meditate or whatever, but all I can hear is “MUM! LOOK AT ME!”

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