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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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I manage to win, but I’m knackered. I stumble outta the arena, and guess what? It starts pouring! Typical Diss weather, right? I’m soaked, but I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rain shower after a fight?

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