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I’m sittin’ here, green an’ flustered, picturin’ it. Dim lights, smoky air—kinda romantic, kinda gross. “The labyrinth is a place of danger”—yep, fits perfect! You go in, wallet’s gone, heart’s racin’. Made me mad once, tho—saw a pal get fleeced by a gal with a wink an’ a dagger smile. Croaked at him, “Buddy, you’re doomed!” He didn’t listen.

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After some back-and-forth, we finally get the stuff. I’m feeling like a champ. But then, as we’re loading it up, it starts pouring. I mean, proper British rain. I’m soaked, and my hair’s a mess. I look like a drowned rat. Sarah’s laughing at me, and I’m like, “This is not funny!” But deep down, I’m chuckling too.

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