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About Leicester

Look, comrade, escorts? Tricky bizness. Cold hard cash for warm bodies. Reminds me of “Her” – that movie, da? Man falls for a voice, slick OS. Theodore, lonely bastard, finds love in code. Escorts tho, real flesh, not digital whispers. I dig it, "Her" vibes – "I’m yours, completely." But escorts? More like, "Yours for an hour, cash up front." Calculatin’, see? No feelings, just rubles.

The sex was never, ever fun: My lessons in prostitution

The truth of the matter is that the nature of prostitution flavours the sexual act as far too distasteful and too sleazy and too bound up with degradation to allow any kind of wholesale.

So, I finally got my flat white (thank god) and decided to stroll down to the seafront. The view from the pier is just stunning. You can see the white cliffs of Dover in the distance. I was feeling all philosophical, like, “Wow, life is beautiful.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my pastry! I’m like, “Dude, back off!” I swear, those birds are like little flying thieves.

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