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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just hands on skin. It’s got history, man! Back in ancient China, they called it “sensual touch therapy.” Supposed to balance your chi or whatever. Little known fact: emperors got it to “enhance vitality”—wink, wink! Fast forward, now it’s all shady parlors and neon signs. Kinda pisses me off, tho. Like, why’s it gotta be so sleazy? Can’t it just be chill?

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First off, I decided to hit up the beach. You know, the one by the Forth? It’s usually a nice spot to just vibe. But nah, not today. I get there, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Dalgety-Bay had a secret beach party? I’m dodging kids, dogs, and some dude who thinks he’s a pro frisbee thrower. I mean, come on, mate, it’s not the World Cup of Frisbee!

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