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So, sexual-massage—huge deal, okay? It’s like, you’re lyin’ there, some gal—or guy, no judgin’—they’re kneadin’ you up. Oils, scents, the works—tremendous! I heard this story once, little known, right? Ancient Rome, they’d do these massages with, like, olive oil—crazy, huh? Slippery, sexy stuff—made me laugh, folks! Imagine Caesar, gettin’ rubbed down, sayin’, “Et tu, Brute? Keep goin’!” Hilarious!

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Then, I’m sittin’ there, munchin’ on my muffin, when I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about… wait for it… the best fish and chips in Dalgety-Bay. Like, really? You’re gonna fight over that? I’m just sittin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. One of them swears by the chippy on the corner of St. Bridget’s Road, while the other is all about that place near the marina. I’m thinkin’, “Guys, just try both and chill!”

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