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Love it, tho—happy shivers when it’s done right, like someone’s unlockin’ yer spine, mmm. Ever tried it? Not me, nooo, too slimy for Gollum’s taste, but I watches, I knows! Them massage parlors—half legit, half shady—crack me up, “happy endings” they whisper, like we’re dumb. My precious! Ain’t no foolin’ me, I smells the lust, heh heh!

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We offer a range of high quality massage treatments provided by a professional, experienced therapist. Or call us on to book an appointment.

But wait, there’s more! I get a text from my client. “I need accessories too!” I’m like, “Girl, you’re killing me!” But I’m committed. I hit up the local market on Haynes Lane. It’s buzzing with life, and I’m weaving through stalls. I find this cute little jewelry stand. The lady there is super chatty, and I’m trying to focus, but she’s telling me her life story. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “I need to get back!”

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