Hannah Croydon Brothel ❤️

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So, brothel’s this messy, steamy spot—like Lucrecia Martel’s lens, all fogged up, “What did I just see?” I’m cacklin’ already! Walk in, it’s all velvet and sweat, girls sizin’ ya up like you’re the punchline. One time, I swear, this dame winked at me—thought I’d die laughin’, she had more game than Batsy on a good night! Little known fact, right? Some brothels had secret tunnels—yep, for politicians sneakin’ out, pants half-on, heh! Imagine that, “Oh, Senator, where’s ya dignity?” Lost it in the sheets, pal!

Croydon's brothels to be named and shamed

Next thing, I’m on the phone with the local pet shops. “Have you seen a dog named Biscuit?” They’re all like, “What?!” I mean, who names their dog Biscuit? But I digress.

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