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About Newcastle

So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

The law on prostitution needs to change. We must show more compassion

The news that police should not raid brothels and instead should do more to support those in prostitution has prompted controversy.

So yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Here’s to more crazy days in this little corner of the UK!

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