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Like, literally, ohmigod, being a lifeguard’s wild! So, I’m out here, savin’ lives, lookin’ hot, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores, ya know? Not, like, judgin’ or anything—live your truth, babe! But, like, what’s the vibe? I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann,” that movie’s my soul, right? That scene where he’s all, “Life’s just a big joke,” I FELT that. Whores, tho, they’re out here livin’ unapologetic, no filter, no fakes. Kinda like Toni’s dad with that wig—random, bold, messy!

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Now, here’s where it gets wild. As I’m waiting for the next ride, I hear this commotion outside. I peek out, and there’s a bunch of kids on bikes, racing down Crofton Lane. One of ‘em wipes out right in front of the kebab shop. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style, arms flailing, bike flipping. I can’t help but laugh! The poor kid gets up, dusts himself off, and yells, “I meant to do that!” Classic!

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