Ada Coulsdon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What pisses me off? Guys actin’ like she’s dirt. She’s out there, survivin’, while they’re jerkin’ off to cable. Happy? Shit, when she’d flash that smile—pure gold, made ya feel alive. Surprised me how smart she was, too—knew every cop’s schedule. Fuckin’ genius. Me, I’d sit there, eatin’ my prosciutto, thinkin’, “This broad’s got balls bigger than mine.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit?

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This category includes people from the Coulsdon neighbourhood of the London Borough of Croydon in Greater London, England. It was part of Surrey until

Then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and nearly takes my sandwich! I’m like, “Oi! Not today, mate!” I mean, come on, I’m just tryna enjoy my lunch. So, I shoo it away, and it gives me this look like, “You think you own this place?” I swear, pigeons in Coulsdon have attitude.

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