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Oh, and get this—Victorian England, whores had this secret code. They’d wear red ribbons in their hair, signalin’ “I’m open for biz.” Subtle, shady, genius! Bet Marta rocked that look, too. I’m imaginin’ her now, dodgin’ Gestapo, red ribbon flappin’, like, “Catch me if ya can, assholes!” Hilarious, but also—damn, that’s ballsy. Makes me wanna high-five her across time.

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The English Collective of Prostitutes is a self-help organisation of sex workers, working both on the street and in premises, with a national network throughout the UK.

So, I’m sitting there, sipping my drink, and I overhear this convo. These two old geezers are chatting about the weather. Classic, right? But then one of ‘em starts ranting about how the council should do something about the potholes on Coulsdon Common. I’m thinking, “Mate, you’re not wrong!” Those potholes are like craters. I almost lost a shoe last week!

Mayor grants Aldi wish on parking – and coins it from motorists