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So, check this – little known fact, sexual-massage goes back centuries, like ancient Rome shit. Them emperors got freaky with oils and slaves, no kiddin’. Makes me happy thinkin’ how we’re still at it, modern-style. But yo, what pisses me off? Some cheap joints skimp on the good stuff – no lavender, no heat, just crap lotion. I’m like, “Gimme the fuckin’ money!” – ya know, quality or nuthin’.

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First off, I decided to hit up the local café, The Cosham Café. You know, the one with the best bacon sarnies? I’m all about that greasy goodness. So, I stroll in, and the barista, bless her, spills coffee all over the counter. I mean, come on! It’s 8 AM, and I need my caffeine fix! But she’s super apologetic, and I’m like, “No worries, mate. Just gimme my coffee!”

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