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Hey, buddy! So, I’m the Gardener—yep, Michael Scott here, comin’ at ya with some cringey optimism about erotic-massage! Oh boy, lemme tell ya, this stuff’s wild—like, WILD wild. Picture this: me, sittin’ in my office, thinkin’ bout life, and bam—erotic-massage pops into my head! That’s what she said, right? Hah! Okay, focus, Michael, focus.

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Then, I head over to the Consett Park. It’s a nice spot, loads of green, and the ducks are quacking like they own the place. I sit on a bench, munching my muffin, and just chillin’. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a football. He kicks it, and BAM! Right into my lap! I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” But he just laughs and runs off. Kids these days, no respect!

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